Actors We’d Like to See Guest Star in Cirque Du Soleil

Yesterday we brought you the story of Sasha Cohen, the beautiful non-Boren Cohen who won the heart of America when she lost the gold in the Olympics. Anyways, Cohen did a Cirque-like dance performance at a skating event recently, and that got us to thinking. What actors. musicians, politicians, celebrities or sports stars would we most like to see perform in a Cirque show? Here’s our list:

Sasha Cohen (Duh!)
Ricky Gervais (He can play an extra)
Sara Michelle Gellar (Circa 2000)
Michael Jackson (Mystere)
Simon (from American Idol)
Britney Spears (America loves a train wreck)
Ron Paul (Lots of internet hype)
Hanna Montana (Not her alter ego, Miley Cyrus)
Butters (From South Park)
Catwoman (prefer Julie Numar or Michelle Pheiffer version)
And of course…

Prince

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